CAPTAIN SCARLET:

DASHING SCARLET KNIGHT DEFENDING THE WEAK  

Scarlet was standing guard at the buffet...

 

 

"I hope someone has a tin of WD40 handy...." 

 

 

Scarlet (bows deeply before Rhapsody): "My queen, I have brought thee a gift!"

Rhapsody: "The Jester's head on a silver platter, I hope..."

Scarlet: "Nay, Milady. The last chocolate truffle... 'twas a hard-fought battle too, I had to get it past Lady Destiny..."

 

Rhapsody (pouting): "I would have prefered the Jester's head instead."

 

 

Since there was no dragon to slay, Scarlet held a vote to decide which party-goer to sacrifice... the unanimous choice was Ochre, who had just told his fifth straight "groaner"...

 

 

Scarlet: "Where's that bloody Jester? Let's see if he knows how to tell some FUNNY jokes!"

 

 

What the savvy soccer fan is wearing to the Arsenal-Chelsea derby these days...

 

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