"I hope someone has a tin of WD40 handy...." 

Scarlet (bows deeply before Rhapsody): "My queen, I have brought thee a gift!"

Rhapsody: "The Jester's head on a silver platter, I hope..."

Scarlet: "Nay, Milady. The last chocolate truffle... 'twas a hard-fought battle too, I had to get it past Lady Destiny..."

Rhapsody (pouting): "I would have prefered the Jester's head instead."

Scarlet: "Where's that bloody Jester? Let's see if he knows how to tell some FUNNY jokes!"