Things You Don't Want To Hear On Cloudbase

by **Intensity Angel** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:29 am

I've been watching too much Mock Of The Week- which is basiclly a British comedy show. The one game on the show is the quick fire round called 'scenes we'd like to see', and basically something is suggested and the comedians have to come with suggestions to it. I thought it would be funny.

Lieutenant Green: Hang on! I've just entered us in the Red Bull Challenge!

Colonel White: Will Captain Scarlet please report to me, because I want to see how indestructible he really is.

Colonel White: Will someone please stopping playing with the sizzors!

Captain Grey: There's a bar in the swimming pool...after yesterday's mutiny.

Captain Scarlet: Spectrum is red...because I didn't like the colour grey.

Lieutenant Green: Angel One, immediant launch!
Rhapsody Angel: Hang on a second, I'm doing my makeup!

Colonel White: We are under attack from the Pussycat Dolls, abandon Cloudbase!

Tanoy: Who put the Angels uniforms in the wash with the colour captains uniforms?!

Lieutenant Green: In about about ten minutes you'll see the ground very closely. That's because we're going to hit it.

Dr Fawn: There is a smoking ban on board Cloudbase however feel free to join me in Sickbay where I've opened a window.

by **lee evens** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:16 pm

Lol!!! They are fantastic ones!! I do happen too watch that show, know Boyle is off!!

Let me see if i can come up with any good ones! (NCS)

Captain Magenta: Does my bum look big in this?

Captain Blue: Gold`s ill Paul so ive stepped in

Lieutenant Green: Ohh how do you start the engines again??

Lol

by **lee evens** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:23 pm

Sorry it was on CLOUDBASE not SKYBASE! apologies!!

by **Intensity Angel** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:43 pm

Lol. Don't worry.

I've got some more.

Lieutenant Green: Spectrum is green! Because the Mysterons have taken it over.

Captain Scarlet: I'm not really indestructible- I use stunt doubles.

Colonel White: Will the fat people please get off Cloudbase.

Captain Magenta: Help me, I'm trapped in the radar room.

Angel One: Punch it Chewie!!

Colonel White: We have new field operatives, make them feel welcome- Ozzy Osbourne, Captain Black, The Sugarpuff Monster and the Pink Panther.

by **lee evens** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:10 pm

I just read myn again!! its SKYBASE not CLOUDBASE!!! got it right this time!

Adam: Guys come and look....quick...look at that Mysteron ship it gets bigger the closer it gets!!

Doc Gold: Can i borrow your gun scarlet, ive got a monster in my room!!!! Scarlet: What is it?? Doc Gold: An ant!!!

by **LadyP** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:57 am

Calling International Rescue. Come in, International Rescue, this is Cloudbase. We have a problem.

by **Intensity Angel** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:23 pm

I so would not want to hear that!!!

Okay, here's a few more.

Colonel White: New recuits, welcome to Cloudbase, and the person who will try and destroy it today is Leuitenant Copper.

Doctor Fawn: There is an imaginary piano in the isolation ward, because I felt like putting it there.

Captain Scarlet: I'm leaving for a job on Star Trek- what? I'll be doing exactly the same thing I'm doing now.

Captain Scarlet: We have an emergency! There's no toilet roll!