
Scarlet has some spare time on
his hands, so he decides to have a go at some other careers...
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1. Zoologist |
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Yikes! There's f@%!&*$ piranhas in this water! GET ME OUT!!! |
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2.
Skydiving Instructor |
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But
I thought the instruction booklet said that undoing the buckle activates the
parachute! One of these days I'm gonna read the damn instructions properly!!
I hope Churchill doesn't make the same mistake! |
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3.
Reptile Handler |
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Okay... I'm not the next Steve Irwin... |
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4. Test Driver |
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THE SEATBELTS AND DOORS ARE
RUBBISH!! THAT'S MY REPORT! |
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5. Miner |
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Okay...
I hit oil, then caused a cave in... And now my co-workers want me dead... Brilliant! |
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6. Marine Biologist |
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And these are bull sharks... They're
very dangerous... They're man eaters... and I look like prey... Shit! |
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7. Stuntman |
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Hang on a second! This feels like my normal line of work! Why did I
agree to be Superman's double? The Superman movies are cursed!! |
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8. Night Hub Manager |
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That's lorry is overloaded! RUN!! |
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9. Car Show Organiser |
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I said the tank stand was opposite the Rover clubs, not on top of the
organiser's tent! |
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10. Special Effects Supervisor |
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Awww hell! Gerry Anderson is going to fire me for sure! |
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for the TV series “Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons” Some events and
characters Copyright © of all trademarks materials (Captain Scarlet & the
Mysterons and all other series titles, all their characters, vehicles, crafts,
etc.), owned by ITC/Polygram. Artwork
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