Protect your neck – and heart against this debonair knight of the dark realm

Scarlet had heard that the rosy-cheeked embalmed look was all the rage for Vampires...


Scarlet was taking his 'undead' status just a little too seriously this year.


Scarlet was rather pleased to hear himself described as: Tall, dark and gruesome.


“‘You need a bit of colour,’ she said. NOW look at me! That’s the last time I let Rhapsody anywhere near me with blusher.”



Scarlet hated to wear military medals, except when they could be used as cravat stickpins...