Riddles, anyone?

by **Elentari** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:23 am

Don’t know if this has been done before but here’s one that came to me yesterday… :oops:

How many Spectrum Captains does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to check that the area is secure, one to operate the Mysteron detector, one to supply a replacement bulb, one to install the bulb – and one to attempt the job again if You-Know-Who gets electrocuted.

Any more out there?

by **Marion** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:09 am

I am not very good a riddle-type jokes - in fact, I only know one - but at least it can be adapted to suit:
What's yellow and dangerous?
Captain Ochre hiding in custard

:oops:

Well, I didn't say it was funny... :wink:

Website · by **Sage** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:43 pm

LOL

Hmm this one's kind of tough, I don't really know any jokes that are clean let alone could suit this. But I'll see what I can do.

by **MMK** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:03 pm

I'll try my best.
What's Blue's favourite song?
Da Ba De Da Ba Da.
("I'm blue...")

Well, it seemed funny to me when I first thought of it...

by **Serena Lewis** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:08 pm

Damn! You beat me to it! I was listening to some Eiffel 65 and thought of that. It made me giggle... :oops:

xx

by **TRK** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:12 pm

Q. How many Mysterons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Two: one to destroy the old bulb, and one to retrometabolize a new one.

by **MMK** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:45 pm

Thought of this one while doing my ff.

As a rare treat, Colonel White let his senior captains and the Angels (the back up Angels were standing in for them) go down to the surface. They eventually decided to visit various different bars.
How many drinks did it take for Scarlet to get drunk?
Don't know... they all ran out of money before they could find out.

Any good?

EDIT: *crickets chirping*
Ok...