Game 36

by **Chartreuse-of-Spectrum** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:18 pm

Scarlet: The first one to blink, loses.
Black: Prepare to lose, Scarlet!

by **Scarlet-Lady** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:18 pm

CS: The beauty of the Earth from way up high, shines like a jewel upon a velvet sky...
CB: What's that supposed to be, poetry? What about? Everyone will die, so it doesn't matter - their heads will be served on a silver platter!
CS: You always were morbid!

by **Devon-** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:19 pm

Test egress in hanger two is now in process. Hanger doors will open in five.........four........ three....

Black: And you said it was a good idea to come to hanger two.... why?
Scarlet: Uhhh......

by **Lt_Crimson** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:20 pm

Scarlet: Good grief, Black! Your nose is too wide, you've got serious bags under your eyes, and your face looks terrible!

Black: Don't worry, Scarlet, I'm getting a plastic-surgery makeover next week!

by **Cwissy-** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:20 pm

"I don't know, Skybase was there last time I looked!"

by **Roman_Dragon** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:21 pm

Both men in unison: "We once used to be so much better looking!"

by **Captain_Indigo** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:21 pm

When the Mysterons threatened to rid the Earth of bad puns, Spectrum actually assisted them in jettisoning the two worst offenders into space.

by **MMK-** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:22 pm

Scarlet: You're getting old, old boy.
Black: You're beginning to sound like the Colonel.

by **Marion** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:42 pm

Scarlet still thought the results of his Botox injections were better than Black's - the man still had bags under his eyes!

by **Mary** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:47 pm

(sports announcer voice) Tonight's matchup features the Spectrum Captains of Earth versus the Mysteron Agents of the planet Mars... There's been bad blood between these two teams for a long time, ladies and gentlemen, and this promises to be a real showdown...

by **MMK** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:06 pm

Black: I challenge you to a duel!
Scarlet: Name your weapon... or game....
Black: Arm wrestling!

Reporter {offscreen}: You can watch the highlights of this duel on our other channel. But due to the condition of these two gentlemen's bodies, we cannot predict when the highlight's will be shown, as the duel may take a while....

by **Carrie** » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:05 pm

Scarlet (musing) : 'I really must get another mirror...'

by **MMK** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:33 pm

Black: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror: Captain Scarlet is.
Black: *gets out his gun and aims at the mirror* Care to re-word that answer?

by **shadokp** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:18 pm

Scarlet - Kiss me you fool!

KP