Game 21

by **Lt_Crimson** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:34 pm

What do you mean it can't be done in seven days!? I expect Skybase's Extreme Makeover to be complete by next week, and I run a much tighter ship than Ty Pennington!

by **Roman_Dragon** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:34 pm

Ugh! Now I know what it is like to be at the receiving end of an Ugly Stick beating!

by **Captain_Indigo** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:35 pm

"Can't leave this place for five minutes! I go away on furlough for a few days and what happens the moment my back is turned? The base has changed, moved and is now called something completely different, my aide has a sex change and now likes to be called 'Serena', and my uniform seems to have changed shape in the wash. Someone is going to pay for this.

"SCARLET!"

by **Mary-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:36 pm

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Generallllllll....

Thank you Colonel, we'll call you...

by **Captain-Yellow** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:36 pm

Colonel White's jaws dropped when he saw bugs crawling all over the command center.

by **Race-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:36 pm

Oh my god, what are you doing back, Black?

by **Marion-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:37 pm

Colonel White was getting psyched up to do his annual 'Animal Impersonations' act at the Spectrum Christmas Show, by practising his latest impersonation - of a goldfish.

by **Chartreuse-of-Spectrum** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:37 pm

After the Colonel got over the shock, he wan't going to give up until he found out who gave him a wedgie.

by **Captain_Indigo** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:37 pm

"I thought this new-fangled 'air-brushing' thing was supposed to make you look younger...?"

by **Serena_Lewis** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:37 pm

'Yes, Colonel, we know you've been to an art gallery, we know you've seen 'The Scream'. You can stop pretending to be it now!'

xx

by **MMK** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:04 pm

White {looking at the picture}: Yes, Lieutenant Green, I was aware that my picture was going to be taken *sigh*... I just wish that Captain Indigo had got my best side...

(note: I'm only joking Captain Indigo :wink:

)

by **Captain Indigo** » Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:08 pm

MMK wrote:I just wish that Captain Indigo had got my best side...[/color]

(note: I'm only joking Captain Indigo )

I'm innocent in this one! Twas not me.

by **Shade** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:23 pm

"All right - who took my chair away and left a commode there?"

by **Shade** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:51 am

Colonel White: "We're back in business engaged in a war of nerves against the Mysterons, and if we fail it will mean the total destruction of life on Earth, and those plonkers at ITV have scheduled us within some crappy Saturday morning kidie-pap show called Ministry of Mayhem? Is it too late to do a runner?"