Game 7

by **Scarlet-Lady** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:45 pm

CS: What d'you mean, I can't have Christmas off?
CW: I'm sorry, Captain, but you can't have every Christmas off - it isn't fair on the others... What are you doing?
CS: *draws gun* It's called mutiny!

by **Endearing-Races-Girl** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:46 pm

Capt. Scarlet: What was that about?
Col. White: It must have been the donuts!

by **Captain-Yellow-Spectrum-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:46 pm

Colonel White: Behold! I am not Colonel Grey that you have betrayed, but Colonel White who has returned from the dead!!!!

Captain Scarlet: Uhhh...Colonel?....I'll go get Doctor Fawn.

by **Cwissy-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:46 pm

Captain Scarlet: May I touch the pretty yellow button, may I, please, may I?

Colonel White: NO, all the pretty buttons are mine. All the buttons MINE! No one else is to touch them, they're all MINE

by **Marion-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:47 pm

Captain Scarlet's attempts to merge with the background were not appreciated by Colonel White.

CW: I'm telling you, Captain, I can still see you....

by **Mary-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:49 pm

CS: But Colonel, I've GOT to have that leave!
CW: Out of the question, I've called an important meeting with my senior captains. All leaves have been canceled.
CS: Please, sir, it's not a Mysteron threat, is it? I'll be back on base as soon as I've left St. Paul's--
CW: What part of "no" don't you understand, Captain?! I don't care if the bloody Prince of Wales is getting married--
CS: That's just it, Colonel, it's for my OWN WEDDING!!!
CW: :shock:

by **Lt_Crimson** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:49 pm

White: That music sounds very clear...too clear.

Scarlet: I'll bet Green's got that CD player going too loudly again. Him and his reggae...

by **Race-** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:50 pm

Colonel White: Was that disgusting noise you, Scarlet?
Captain Scarlet: Yes, Sir but I didn't mean to fart.

by **Captain_Indigo** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:51 pm

White: Well, Scarlet, I've got your monthly wage slip here.
Scarlet: MINUS $180595.48?
White: Yes. SPVs don't come cheap, you know.
Scarlet: But...
White: The accounting people have decided that it's the only way to make you learn the value of material goods, Scarlet. This is for your own good.

...

Scarlet: If I've got a negative wage, does that mean I get positive tax and National Insurance?
White: :shock:

by **Elentari** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:05 am

You’d better have a good explanation for this, Scarlet – I can see bootprints on my console!