Game 5

by **Captain-Yellow** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:32 am

And thus ended the reign of Goddard....

by **Marion_** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:33 am

"Paul! I told you you didn't need to use paraffin to get the barbecue going...."
"Quit griping, Adam, and pass me that hose pipe, quick!"

by **Mary_** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:33 am

"Well done, Captain."
"Thank you Colonel, but I can't really take all the credit. Were it not for Morton finding us in the dungeon--"
"I wasn't referring to the mission, I was referring to my steak... which... doesn't seem to be a problem, judging by the size of the barbecue..."

by **Am3thyst2** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:34 am

white: indoor fireworks display! what were you thinking!
scarlet: it was blues idea.
blue:what. I fought it would look pretty

and thats why, kids, indoor fireworks are a bad idea.

by **Colonel Chris** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:35 am

White: "Captain, I know that Mr. Morton had said that it was only the ruined castles that now interest the tourists, but I'm bloody well sure he NEVER meant for you to blow up this one!"

by **Cwissy_** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:35 am

Who lit a match in the cesspit?

by **Scarlet-Lady** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:36 am

I told you fire eating was a bad idea, but no-one ever listens to me!

by **Lt-Crimson** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:36 am

Captain Blue: "Who found the lab in the castle?"

by **Race-** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:37 am

Captain Blue: What the hell was that?
Captain Scarlet: That was a fire!

by **Captain-Indigo** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:37 am

The curator began to suspect that pyrotechnics hadn't been the best tourist-attracting idea he'd ever had

by **MMK_** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:37 am

Ochre had bet that it wasn't possible to light a fart on fire...

don't try this at home, kids.

by **Elentari** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:16 am

Captain Magenta’s ‘Dungeons and Mysterons’ computer game turned out to be based on real (and regrettable) operational incidents.

by **TRK** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:56 pm

Feel free to make up your own "Mexican food" joke.

by **Shade** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:17 pm

White: What the blazes happened?

Scarlet: (looking as if he's just been in the centre of the explosion) Well, sir, I heard that there was a gas leak and decided to have a look. It was dark in there and I didn't have my pocket torch on me, so Captain Blue told me to use a match...

Blue: Tee hee!