Thunderbirds: It's A Wonderful Orginisation

ACT ONE: I WISH THAT I NEVER JOINED INTERNATIONAL RESCUE
(Scene opens outside the Tracy villa as we hear Scott's voice)
SCOTT'S VOICE: God, please save Brains before it's too late.
GORDON'S VOICE: Please help Brains, God. I need him to help me with a WASP related article.
TIN TIN'S VOICE: Please save Brains, God before he does something he won't forget for the rest of his life.
VIRGIL'S VOICE: Please save Brains for making the biggest mistake of his life, God.
ALAN'S VOICE: I don't care what you do, God, please help Brains or my dad'll have a severe heart attack.
JEFF'S VOICE: Who are you talking to, Alan?
ALAN'S VOICE: No one, Dad.
(The camera rises up to the sky as the scene changes to what looks like outer space but is really Heaven)
GOD: Not again.
ANGEL: What is it, boss?
GOD: It's another call about that Homer Horton III man again.
ANGEL: Do you want me to send one of our best angel agents to scoop this out, boss?
GOD: Send Clarence on this job.
ANGEL: Clarence retired when he helped that George Bailey guy.
GOD: Who else is available?
ANGEL: There's that rookie I've been telling you about.
GOD: Is this rookie ready for the big time?
ANGEL: She's good and ready, boss.
GOD: Send her in.
(Another star/angel enters)
ANGEL 2: You sent for me, sir?
GOD: Claire, I'm sending to Earth on a mission.
CLAIRE: I hope it isn't one of those save people from killing themselves jobs.
GOD: You are to help a young male scientist from making the biggest mistake of his life.
CLAIRE: What's his name?
GOD: Homer Horton III also known as Brains. You got a job to do, Claire.
CLAIRE: I need more info on what my job is first.
GOD: Homer Horton III isn't like the other young men his own age...
CLAIRE: I know who he is; I just want to find out what his biggest mistake is.
GOD: He wishes never to have joined International Rescue.
CLAIRE: When did it all start?
GOD: It all started at least a week ago on Tracy Island. Homer, or 'Brains' as he's known, was in the laboratory...
(Scene ripple dissolves to the laboratory on Tracy Island where Brains is working on a new invention as Scott and Jeff watch)
JEFF: I can't wait until that summer carnival in LA!
SCOTT: That's not til a week away, Dad.
BRAINS: Speaking of, uh, Summer, if it's alright w-with you, Mr Tracy, I'd l-like to t-take that week off please.
SCOTT: I'll have to think about that when that invention of yours is complete, Brains.
(Virgil enters with Gordon in tow)
VIRGIL: Don't forget, I'm performing at the summer carnival with the Thunderbirds.
JEFF: I wouldn't miss it for the world, son.
SCOTT: Dad thought that having the Skyliners backing Virgil would suck turnips. Gordon, did you suggest that concert there?
GORDON: Yeah while I was helping WASP captain Troy Tempest save the world from aquaphibians again.
VIRGIL: You where doing what with that jerk?
SCOTT: That really happened, Virgil!
JEFF: I'm going to find Tin Tin and Alan.
SCOTT, VIRGIL, GORDON & BRAINS: (altogether) Okay.
(Jeff leaves)
SCOTT: (to Gordon) There's something wrong with Brains, Gordon.
GORDON: I know, he makes the Grinch sound like Commander Shore.
(Scene changes to the balcony where Brains, Tin Tin and Alan are)
BRAINS: Dod you kn-know Virgil's being, uh, backed up b-by the Thunderbids?
TIN TIN: Of course we do, Brains, it was all Mr Tracy's idea.
BRAINS: Mr Tracy?
ALAN: Are you coming to that summer carnival, Brains?
BRAINS: N-no, Alan, sorry. I'm, uh, going to let fate be m-my guide for my revenge.
ALAN: You're a madman, Brains.
(Scene changes to the music room where Jeff, Virgil and Virgil's back up band, the Thunderbirds, are practicing for the summer carnival as Brains enters)
JEFF: (looking at Brains) I see you've come to watch the boys perform, Brains.
BRAINS: Forget it.
VIRGIL: Father, he didn't even stammer. (winks at his lead guitarist Lance Simpson)
JEFF: Who's he?
VIRGIL: Brains.
LANCE: If you ain't watching, Geek, then leave.
BRAINS: B-break a leg, Lance, uh, you f-fatload.
LANCE: Don't have a cow, Brainiac.
JEFF: SHUT THE HELL UP.
BRAINS: I don't, uh, like Virgil's st-stupid band anyway. (leaves)
VIRGIL: (to the Thunderbirds) He gets this way sometimes.
(Cut to the kitchen where Scott and Brains are drinking cocoa)
SCOTT: Brains, what the hell's wrong with you today? You make the Grinch look like Commander Shore.
BRAINS: It's just that I, uh, thought of the idea for h-having a week off to s-see my adopted father and your father m-messed it up for me in the process. I wish I never met you guys.
(Suddenly, we hear a huge crash coming from the music room)
VIRGIL: (OS) OH MY GOD! LANCE!
(Everyone in the villa runs into the music room. Cut to the music room. We see Virgil carrying Lance on his back and taking him to sickbay)
LANCE: I'll get you for this, Four Eyes!
BRAINS: What did I do?
(Scene changes to Brains in the kitchen with Scott and Virgil all drinking tropical juice)
BRAINS: What did I, uh, do to Lance that m-made him so cross?
SCOTT: You told him to break a leg, remember?
BRAINS: It m-means good luck.
VIRGIL: Brains, I'm really cross with you. Where am I going to get another lead guitarist before that carnival next week?
SCOTT: But you did get your revenge, right, Brains?
BRAINS: That's not how I, uh, wanted to be. I w-want it be like we d-do every week at this time.
SCOTT: It looks like you lost your touch there, Brains.
BRAINS: If one m-more thing, uh, happens to me, I'm going to q-quit International Rescue.
SCOTT: You'll have to speak to my father first.
(Scene changes to the dining room where everyone in the Tracy villa is eating dinner)
GORDON: Did you find a replacement rhythm guiratist, Virgil?
VIRGIL: Thanks to Brains, Lance has to use a walking stick for two weeks and I haven't found one yet!
BRAINS: Don't blame me for this, Virgil.
(Suddenly, the wallphone rings)
JEFF: I'll get it. (leaves to answer the phone)
TIN TIN: Where's your spirit, Brains?
BRAINS: I-it left when I, uh, joined International R-rescue.
ALAN: Virgil, how about asking Tommy Blake to replace Lance for a bit.
VIRGIL: Great idea, Alan.
(Jeff returns with an angry look in his face)
JEFF: The nerve of that man!
SCOTT Who was on the phone, Dad?
JEFF: My lawyer Howard Simpson wants me to pay for Lance's hospital bill!
SCOTT: Why don't you sue the pants off that jerk.
JEFF: If I sue him, I can be sent to jail for fraud!
BRAINS: Mr Tracy i-in jail, this is a first.
JEFF: (sighing) I might as well pawn Brains's new invention for the money.
ALAN: What is it?
JEFF: It's a device used to control any Thunderbird craft if it gets out of control.
BRAINS: I hate my l-life right, uh, now. I'm going upstairs f-for a while.
SCOTT: Okay.
(Brains leaves)
(Scene changes to Brains walking upstairs)
BRAINS: damn Lance, damn Mr Tracy and damn Mr Simpson for m-making my, uh, life a l-living Hell.
(Just then, Brains packs a few things into a duffle bag and decides to look out the window)
BRAINS: I w-wish I, uh, never j-joined International Rescue.
(Suddenly, the room begins to fall apart as Brains looks around him. He almost makes it to the window but falls into a black hole in his bedroom floor)
END OF ACT ONE
(Scene opens outside the Tracy villa as we hear Scott's voice)
SCOTT'S VOICE: God, please save Brains before it's too late.
GORDON'S VOICE: Please help Brains, God. I need him to help me with a WASP related article.
TIN TIN'S VOICE: Please save Brains, God before he does something he won't forget for the rest of his life.
VIRGIL'S VOICE: Please save Brains for making the biggest mistake of his life, God.
ALAN'S VOICE: I don't care what you do, God, please help Brains or my dad'll have a severe heart attack.
JEFF'S VOICE: Who are you talking to, Alan?
ALAN'S VOICE: No one, Dad.
(The camera rises up to the sky as the scene changes to what looks like outer space but is really Heaven)
GOD: Not again.
ANGEL: What is it, boss?
GOD: It's another call about that Homer Horton III man again.
ANGEL: Do you want me to send one of our best angel agents to scoop this out, boss?
GOD: Send Clarence on this job.
ANGEL: Clarence retired when he helped that George Bailey guy.
GOD: Who else is available?
ANGEL: There's that rookie I've been telling you about.
GOD: Is this rookie ready for the big time?
ANGEL: She's good and ready, boss.
GOD: Send her in.
(Another star/angel enters)
ANGEL 2: You sent for me, sir?
GOD: Claire, I'm sending to Earth on a mission.
CLAIRE: I hope it isn't one of those save people from killing themselves jobs.
GOD: You are to help a young male scientist from making the biggest mistake of his life.
CLAIRE: What's his name?
GOD: Homer Horton III also known as Brains. You got a job to do, Claire.
CLAIRE: I need more info on what my job is first.
GOD: Homer Horton III isn't like the other young men his own age...
CLAIRE: I know who he is; I just want to find out what his biggest mistake is.
GOD: He wishes never to have joined International Rescue.
CLAIRE: When did it all start?
GOD: It all started at least a week ago on Tracy Island. Homer, or 'Brains' as he's known, was in the laboratory...
(Scene ripple dissolves to the laboratory on Tracy Island where Brains is working on a new invention as Scott and Jeff watch)
JEFF: I can't wait until that summer carnival in LA!
SCOTT: That's not til a week away, Dad.
BRAINS: Speaking of, uh, Summer, if it's alright w-with you, Mr Tracy, I'd l-like to t-take that week off please.
SCOTT: I'll have to think about that when that invention of yours is complete, Brains.
(Virgil enters with Gordon in tow)
VIRGIL: Don't forget, I'm performing at the summer carnival with the Thunderbirds.
JEFF: I wouldn't miss it for the world, son.
SCOTT: Dad thought that having the Skyliners backing Virgil would suck turnips. Gordon, did you suggest that concert there?
GORDON: Yeah while I was helping WASP captain Troy Tempest save the world from aquaphibians again.
VIRGIL: You where doing what with that jerk?
SCOTT: That really happened, Virgil!
JEFF: I'm going to find Tin Tin and Alan.
SCOTT, VIRGIL, GORDON & BRAINS: (altogether) Okay.
(Jeff leaves)
SCOTT: (to Gordon) There's something wrong with Brains, Gordon.
GORDON: I know, he makes the Grinch sound like Commander Shore.
(Scene changes to the balcony where Brains, Tin Tin and Alan are)
BRAINS: Dod you kn-know Virgil's being, uh, backed up b-by the Thunderbids?
TIN TIN: Of course we do, Brains, it was all Mr Tracy's idea.
BRAINS: Mr Tracy?
ALAN: Are you coming to that summer carnival, Brains?
BRAINS: N-no, Alan, sorry. I'm, uh, going to let fate be m-my guide for my revenge.
ALAN: You're a madman, Brains.
(Scene changes to the music room where Jeff, Virgil and Virgil's back up band, the Thunderbirds, are practicing for the summer carnival as Brains enters)
JEFF: (looking at Brains) I see you've come to watch the boys perform, Brains.
BRAINS: Forget it.
VIRGIL: Father, he didn't even stammer. (winks at his lead guitarist Lance Simpson)
JEFF: Who's he?
VIRGIL: Brains.
LANCE: If you ain't watching, Geek, then leave.
BRAINS: B-break a leg, Lance, uh, you f-fatload.
LANCE: Don't have a cow, Brainiac.
JEFF: SHUT THE HELL UP.
BRAINS: I don't, uh, like Virgil's st-stupid band anyway. (leaves)
VIRGIL: (to the Thunderbirds) He gets this way sometimes.
(Cut to the kitchen where Scott and Brains are drinking cocoa)
SCOTT: Brains, what the hell's wrong with you today? You make the Grinch look like Commander Shore.
BRAINS: It's just that I, uh, thought of the idea for h-having a week off to s-see my adopted father and your father m-messed it up for me in the process. I wish I never met you guys.
(Suddenly, we hear a huge crash coming from the music room)
VIRGIL: (OS) OH MY GOD! LANCE!
(Everyone in the villa runs into the music room. Cut to the music room. We see Virgil carrying Lance on his back and taking him to sickbay)
LANCE: I'll get you for this, Four Eyes!
BRAINS: What did I do?
(Scene changes to Brains in the kitchen with Scott and Virgil all drinking tropical juice)
BRAINS: What did I, uh, do to Lance that m-made him so cross?
SCOTT: You told him to break a leg, remember?
BRAINS: It m-means good luck.
VIRGIL: Brains, I'm really cross with you. Where am I going to get another lead guitarist before that carnival next week?
SCOTT: But you did get your revenge, right, Brains?
BRAINS: That's not how I, uh, wanted to be. I w-want it be like we d-do every week at this time.
SCOTT: It looks like you lost your touch there, Brains.
BRAINS: If one m-more thing, uh, happens to me, I'm going to q-quit International Rescue.
SCOTT: You'll have to speak to my father first.
(Scene changes to the dining room where everyone in the Tracy villa is eating dinner)
GORDON: Did you find a replacement rhythm guiratist, Virgil?
VIRGIL: Thanks to Brains, Lance has to use a walking stick for two weeks and I haven't found one yet!
BRAINS: Don't blame me for this, Virgil.
(Suddenly, the wallphone rings)
JEFF: I'll get it. (leaves to answer the phone)
TIN TIN: Where's your spirit, Brains?
BRAINS: I-it left when I, uh, joined International R-rescue.
ALAN: Virgil, how about asking Tommy Blake to replace Lance for a bit.
VIRGIL: Great idea, Alan.
(Jeff returns with an angry look in his face)
JEFF: The nerve of that man!
SCOTT Who was on the phone, Dad?
JEFF: My lawyer Howard Simpson wants me to pay for Lance's hospital bill!
SCOTT: Why don't you sue the pants off that jerk.
JEFF: If I sue him, I can be sent to jail for fraud!
BRAINS: Mr Tracy i-in jail, this is a first.
JEFF: (sighing) I might as well pawn Brains's new invention for the money.
ALAN: What is it?
JEFF: It's a device used to control any Thunderbird craft if it gets out of control.
BRAINS: I hate my l-life right, uh, now. I'm going upstairs f-for a while.
SCOTT: Okay.
(Brains leaves)
(Scene changes to Brains walking upstairs)
BRAINS: damn Lance, damn Mr Tracy and damn Mr Simpson for m-making my, uh, life a l-living Hell.
(Just then, Brains packs a few things into a duffle bag and decides to look out the window)
BRAINS: I w-wish I, uh, never j-joined International Rescue.
(Suddenly, the room begins to fall apart as Brains looks around him. He almost makes it to the window but falls into a black hole in his bedroom floor)
END OF ACT ONE