This short Christmas
story features words from a traditional Christmas carol, Captain Scarlet and
the Mysterons was created by Gerry Anderson.
Other characters are my own.
In the series licensed by Carlton International Media,
Captain Black is seen lurking in a graveyard. It is not known whether his
earthly remains were discovered on Mars and returned to Earth for a burial, but
in my story, this is what happened and his ‘death’ was blamed on radiation
sickness.

Two young men hesitated in front of locked
iron gates that guarded a gloomy, overgrown cemetery. One of them hung back, he looked distinctly nervous. "I don't think we should . . ." he
began.
His
companion mocked him. "Scared?" He waved his arms up and down and
made whoo-hooing noises "Scared of all the ghosties and ghoulies, are
we?"
"Shut
up."
The bolder
of the two men grabbed the steel bars of the gate, and pulled hard. The gate
remained shut. The man swore. "It looks
like we'll have to climb over it."
"Look,
let's not bother, what if someone catches us?
Is it worth it?"
"Is
it worth it? We could save a couple of
hundred."
"You're
kidding!"
"No,
without a word of a lie, they gave me two hundred euros to spend on flaming
holly!"
"Well
I suppose they intended for us to buy it from a garden centre, not nick it from
a graveyard."
"I'm
being resourceful. My wife has spent
the last six weeks attending evening classes to learn the art of
floristry. Now I know I'm only a
glorified errand boy, but I figure it doesn't take much to knock together a bit
of holly and some fancy looking dried flowers to make a floral display fit for
a king."
"I
think the hotel manager would probably sack us if he found out."
"Ah,
but he didn't exactly give me any specifications, did he? All he said was 'go out and buy some
Christmassy-looking flower arrangements to decorate the dining hall.' I went to the garden centre, but the price
of the holly, especially the good bits with berries on, was extortionate. Then
I remembered this tree in the cemetery, I figure it could do with a bit of a
trim anyway." He spat on his
hands, grabbed the bars and hoisted himself to the top of the gate. He was a slim agile fellow, who landed on
his feet like a cat. "Come on what
are you waiting for?" he called to his partner in crime.
The other
man was not so agile; he huffed and puffed as he climbed over the gate, and he
stumbled awkwardly in the pitch darkness.
His colleague strode forward purposefully, but suddenly stopped in his
tracks, "Blimey, it looks like this one turns in his grave." He stood
facing a gravestone which was listing at such an angle he had to lean over
sideways to read the inscription. "Colonel Conrad Turner 2029 - 2068."
"Let's
just get this over with and then get out of here," his nervous companion
suggested.
"You are
scared... whoooo."
"Look,
there's a decent-sized holly bush over there, It has plenty of berries on it
too. Just get what you want and then
let's go."
His
companion started to sing, "Deck the halls with boughs of holly, tra la la
la la la la la la."
"Shut
up, we don't want to draw attention to ourselves; we are nicking this
stuff you know."
"It's
only a bloody holly bush, nicking a few branches doesn't make us grave robbers
does it. I mean it's not as if I'm
going to start digging up old Colonel Conrad here."
"You
would be in for a bit of a shock if you did.
He's the guy who went to Mars. I
heard he got attacked by aliens."
"Rubbish;
there was nothing up there, he must have died of radiation or something like
that."
"No,
that's what they wanted us to think, there was something up there, I'd bet my
life on it. Why do you think we have a
great big military base in the sky?"
"You
mean Spectrum Cloudbase?"
"Yes,
he was one of their lot. He was on a top secret mission. I think they were looking for alien life
forms."
"You
watch too much science fiction."
The bolder of the two men took out a pair of secateurs, and started to
cut branches from the holly tree overhanging the headstone of the late Conrad
Turner. He even balanced on top of the
stone to lop off a higher branch, which was heavily laden with blood-red
berries.
The
nervous man stepped onto the grave and squatted, to read the rest of the
inscription "It doesn't say anything else about him. I wonder what
happened to him."
"Do
you believe in those rumours about aliens watching us then?"
"I
don't disbelieve them. Maybe he did
find life on Mars, maybe aliens invaded his body. Perhaps juvenile alien life forms are living underground and
feasting on his rotting corpse, just waiting for the right moment to break out
of his body and take over the world."
"Yeah,
whatever... ouch this stuff is bloody
sharp . . . look I'm bleeding."
"It's
a holly bush," retorted the other man, "and holly has prickles."
"I'll
cut a few more branches off and you can stuff them into the sack, you've got
thicker gloves than me." The brash
young man jumped down from the headstone and held the sack open while his partner
cautiously placed the holly inside.
"Careful,
don't knock the berries off."
"Good
evening, Earthmen." a deep booming voice seemed to come from behind the
gravestone of the late Conrad Turner. The two men froze. The bolder one started to laugh nervously.
"That was you, right?"
The other
man did not stop to answer; he threw down a branch of holly and ran. His companion stood his ground. "You
daft pratt, you can't fool me, you got your mate to play stupid tricks on me. That's why you went on about aliens and all
that."
The other
man had already leapt over the gate with a new found vigour. He turned and shouted to his friend to run
"Behind you," he panted.
"Run… he's behind you."
"Who? The nasty ghostie?" laughed the other
man still believing he was the victim of a practical joke. When his friend carried on running as if in
fear of his life, he turned round, and came face to face with the palest,
sickliest looking man he had ever seen. This man was clad from top to toe in
black. He gazed into pitch black
soul-less eyes.
"Holy
shit, who the hell are you?"
"I am
Conrad Turner, and as for hell, I live in it."
This time
the brash young man did not laugh, he felt a sudden urge to empty his
bladder. He could feel Conrad Turner's
icy fingers tighten around his neck.
His face reddened and his eyes bulged, then he fell senseless to the
ground.
From a distant church came the sound of a
choir practising for the Christmas carol service,
when they are both full grown,
o-of all the trees that are in the wood,
the -e
holly bears the crown.'
In the stratosphere above England's
capital, Spectrum’s Captains Scarlet, Blue, Magenta, Grey and Ochre received a
summons to a conference with their commanding officer, Colonel White. Captain Scarlet was the first to respond; he
came in rubbing his temple "I knew I could feel something. It's another Mysteron threat isn't it?"
"As
usual, your keen senses have picked up the Mysteron presence," noted
Colonel White
"Do
we know what the threat it is?" asked Blue, following closely behind
Scarlet.
"No,
not yet. They have requested that all of Spectrum's most senior officers be
present before they make their next move known," answered White.
Captains
Magenta and Ochre took their places.
The last to arrive was Captain Grey. When they were all seated at the
circular conference table, Captain Scarlet inquired, “What now?”
"We
are all here," announced Colonel White.
"Do you have a message for us?"
In spite
of the severity of the occasion, Magenta allowed a smile to cross his
lips. The Colonel was reminding him of
his eccentric, elderly aunt Bernadette, who used to hold seances in Ballykilly.
There was
an ominous silence. The assembled men expected to hear the booming
artificially- created voice, used by the Mysterons to communicate their
intentions, but to their surprise the assembled men heard the sound of a
Christmas carol. They listened in amazement to a heavenly sounding choir.
Magenta
laughed, "It's a Christmas Carol!"
Blue looked puzzled "I don't understand
Sir."
"What
can they mean?" pondered Ochre.
"Perhaps
they want a truce this year. They have been observing us for the last three
years, maybe they have decided they like Christmas," suggested Magenta.
Colonel
White snorted. "I wouldn't like to
bet on getting a Christmas card from them.
I don't trust them an inch."
"Well
that wasn't really a threat was it?" voiced Magenta.
"He
could have a point," agreed Ochre "The Mysterons are watching us all
the while, maybe they are fascinated by our Christmas festivities."
"Yeah,
perhaps we should invite them over for sherry and mince pies," drawled
Grey sarcastically.
"So
what do we do?" It was Captain Scarlet who spoke directly to Colonel
White.
"I am
at a loss," admitted White. "Maybe the Christmas carol carries some
veiled threat, perhaps there is a cryptic clue in the words. Can anyone
remember all the words to this carol?"
"Allow
me." Magenta stood up and in his best tenor voice he began to sing, "The
holly and the ivy, when they are both full grown. O-of all the trees that are
in the wood, the-e holly bears the crown."
"Is
that it then?" asked Blue.
"No, there's more," Magenta went on
to sing the next two verses, "The holly bears a berry as red as any
blood, a-as Mary bore sweet Jesus Christ to do all sinners good. Oh the rising
of the su-un . . ."
"Yes,
yes that will do." snapped Colonel White.
Magenta
sat down "Pity, I was starting to enjoy that."
"Never
give an Irishman the chance to sing," mocked Blue.
Magenta shrugged "It's just a carol,
where's the threat in that?"
"It's
called the Holly and the Ivy." explained Scarlet "We all know what
holly is. It's prickly and people use it to decorate their homes at Christmas
time."
"The
holly bears a berry as red as any blood." mused White
"Yes,
there is a reference to drawing blood," noticed Scarlet "But I've
never heard of anyone being killed by a branch of holly."
"Unless
they fell off a ladder while they were trying to pin it to the ceiling,"
put in Magenta.
"What
about ivy? That's poisonous, isn't
it? We have poison ivy back home,"
voiced Blue.
"I
think the berries are poisonous, but the ivy we have over here doesn't give you
a rash if you touch it," Scarlet explained.
Colonel White furrowed his brow. "I
really don't know what to make of this, If it is a threat, then to whom?"
"I
think that's what we have to try to work out," answered Scarlet.
In the
last week before Christmas, the employees of one of London's most up market
hotels were busy decking out a huge dining hall, with seasonal floral
decorations. A pale looking young man
was arranging an impressive display of holly, ivy, dried flowers and pine
cones. A second man sidled up to him.
"So you went back for the rest of the
holly then?"
The other man
seemed rather distant and unfocussed.
"Oh . . . yeah."
"What
happened to you? I haven't seen you for
the last three days. When I rang your
house, your wife said you were ill."
"I
fell over in the graveyard and pulled a muscle in my leg," was the other
man's monotone reply.
"I
feel a bit of a fool running off like that.
I really thought I had seen a ghost," his colleague admitted. "Who was that spooky-looking guy?
and why did he creep up on us like that?"
"He
was out walking his dog, when he heard us talking. He decided to make us
jump."
"He
did that all right. If I ever see him
again, I'll give him my dry cleaning bill." The man then held up one of the decorations. "Not bad, did you say that your wife
made it. Those flower arranging classes must have paid off.
The other
man said nothing
"Are
you alright mate? That must be one hell
of a hangover you're nursing, you look like death warmed up!"
Captain Scarlet was enjoying a few days
furlough at his parent's home in Winchester.
His mother reacted to the news that her only son was on call again over
the Christmas holiday, with unconcealed disappointment.
"Oh
Paul, I was hoping you might be able to spend Christmas Day with us this
year."
"I'm
sorry Mother, but duty calls."
"That's
three Christmases in a row. Don't they
have some sort of rota?"
"It
doesn't work like that. We are all
needed when there is a Mysteron threat, Christmas will be cancelled for all of
us."
Mrs
Metcalfe sighed, "It's such a shame.
I had hoped we would get to meet that nice young lady of yours."
"I
would like Dianne to meet you too, and I would especially like to sit down to
one of your excellent Christmas lunches, but sadly it's not to be."
"I
know you can't talk about your work Paul," said his father "But your
mother finds it hard to understand."
"I
know, I'll try to make it up to her, and get her something special this
year."
"I
think she was rather hoping you would get Dianne something special this
year."
Scarlet
was aware that he was blushing; he knew what his father was getting at. Every
year the conversation seemed to steer round to who had got engaged, married or
had babies. The burden of being an only child seemed greater with each year he
remained single. He knew his mother
longed for a grandchild, but he would never be able to tell her why he could
not provide her with one. Only his
father, a man from a staunch military background, had an understanding of the
ultimate price a military man was required to pay, in the service of his
country. His father knew that the
flesh-and-blood son he had raised as Paul Metcalfe, was lying cold in an
unmarked grave in a top secret locality.
He now accepted that the heart and soul of his son were living inside
the reconstructed body of the young man, who was relaxing in an armchair by the
fireside.: A young man who was the living replica of his deceased son. What had been the hardest thing to accept
was that his son had been duplicated by the very beings responsible for his
death - the Mysterons: sworn enemies of Earth.
Captain
Scarlet quickly steered the conversation round to the subject of work. "
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I will have to go back to base this afternoon. I
can't possibly say what I will be asked to do over Christmas, we have had a
terrorist threat and we have been put on alert. I will try to get away if I
can."
"I
can't help worrying about you," admitted Mrs Metcalfe.
General Metcalfe draped an arm around his
wife's shoulders "Don't you go worrying about Paul he's practically
indestructible!"
In a neat suburban semi-detached house, a
young woman was carefully arranging winter flowers. She stood back to admire her handiwork. She placed her floral creation on the windowsill of a large bay
window in the living room. She then noticed a police car drawing up outside her
house; she felt her stomach somersault.
She watched the two officers, one male and one female, get out of the
car and walk slowly up the garden path. All manner of thoughts raced through
her mind; what had Jack been up to now?
She grabbed her flower arrangement and ripped out all of the holly. She glanced around for somewhere to hide it
and made the split second decision to conceal it behind the sofa. Surely the police had better things to do
than pursue a person for stealing a few branches of holly.
There came the expected knock on her front
door. She opened the door with a fixed
smile "Hello, What can I do for you?"
The female
officer spoke first, "Mrs Susan Lewis?"
"Yes,
I'm Susan Lewis."
"Can
we come in, Mrs Lewis?" asked the policeman
"Yes
of course." Susan showed them in to the living room, hastily looking
around to see if she had missed any stray sprigs of holly.
"Mrs
Lewis . . ." began the policeman,
"Will
you sit down Mrs Lewis," the policewoman gently requested.
"Is
something wrong? What's wrong?"
"It's
about your husband Jack. When did you
last see him?"
"This
morning, before he went to work. I
helped him load his van with the decorations.
He hasn't had an accident has he?"
The two
officers exchanged concerned glances. "Where was he taking the
decorations?"
"He
works at an hotel, we both do.
I'm a waitress but it's my day off today. The hotel is hosting a big do on Christmas Eve. I don't know much
about it, but I think there will be some important people there. My husband does a few odd jobs for them,
you know, repairs and a bit of decorating.
I do a bit of waitressing and some flower arranging to make ends
meet." Noticing the solemn looks on the officers faces, Mrs Lewis paused
before venturing hesitantly, "Jack hasn't done anything wrong, has
he? He was given some money to buy some
floral arrangements to decorate the dining hall. He hasn't really done anything wrong; he brought the flowers
cheaply from the market. He gave the
rest of the money to me and I made the arrangements, and mine are just as good
as the fancy designers who charge a bloody fortune."
The two
officers looked sombre, Mrs Lewis became agitated. "Look, he only nicked a
few branches of holly. That's hardly
the crime of the century; I know it was wrong of him to nick it from a
graveyard."
"It's
not about the holly, Mrs Lewis," the policewoman replied. "I'm afraid
we have some bad news for you. Your
husband's body was discovered in the churchyard early this morning."
"No!
No, that's ridiculous! How could it be
my husband? My husband was here this
morning. He left just before nine
o’clock. He'll be at work, I'll prove it, I'll phone him."
"Mrs
Lewis, I need you to identify your husband's body. It was found partly concealed in some bushes, quite close to the
holly tree he was taking the branches from," explained the policeman.
"I'm afraid your husband was strangled three days ago."
"NO!
NO! That's not true! It can't be!" Mrs Lewis collapsed with heaving sobs.
The Spectrum helicopter picked Captain
Scarlet up later that afternoon. He
felt rather relieved. Captain Blue sat at the controls beaming, as Scarlet
scrambled aboard. "Thanks,
Adam." His next question was all too predictable, "Any more clues
from you know who?"
"Colonel
White is still chewing things over; He thinks the threat might be aimed at
royalty. You know, that bit about
'bears the crown.'"
"The
holly bears the crown."
"Yes.
It could refer to a king or queen," suggested Blue.
"Most
of our nations now come under the world presidency, only a few countries have
retained their royal family."
"One
of them being dear old England," put in Blue.
"Well,
we have to keep hold of our royal family to keep the American tourists
happy," retorted Scarlet.
"Colonel
White is trying to trace the movement of the world's royalty. The King and
Queen of Denmark will be at home, I'm not sure about the others. Colonel White
has been speaking to the world president, to arrange for our security to be
tightened up, wherever the world's royal families have official duties to
perform over the Christmas holiday."
"What
about our own King and Queen? Do we know where they will be?"
"You'll
have to ask the Colonel when we get back."
Captain Scarlet did not even have time to unpack
his bag, before the epaulettes on his scarlet tunic were flashing with a white
light. He left his quarters and stood
on the moving walkway which took him to the Control Room. Computer genius, Lieutenant Green greeted
him cheerfully. "Hello, have you enjoyed your furlough?"
"Yes,
thank you, Lieutenant Green," Scarlet replied formally. Scarlet stepped
off the walkway and perched on a stool opposite the Colonel. "You wanted
to see me, Colonel White?"
"Colonel
White, Captain Scarlet, I have something here which might be of interest to
you," called Lieutenant Green excitedly.
"What
is it, Lieutenant?"
Lieutenant
Green pressed a button, the teleprinter chuntered into life and spewed out a sheet of paper. Lieutenant Green
handed his findings to Colonel White.
"This
is a police report, Captain Scarlet. A
man's body - believed to be a Mr Jack Lewis, has been found murdered in a
churchyard."
"The
Mysterons?"
"Undoubtedly,
the man's wife is adamant that her husband has been alive for the last three
days. That's three days after he was murdered. Look at this picture: this is
the spot where the body was concealed. Look at the grave stone . ."
"Captain
Black!" exclaimed Scarlet.
"That
proves the Mysterons are up to something," answered Colonel White. "I
believe the late Jack Lewis is now a Mysteron replica. Destiny Angel and
Captain Magenta are flying to London to speak to the police and Mrs
Lewis."
Captain
Scarlet voiced his thoughts. "What do the Mysterons need this man
for? He doesn't hold a position of any
importance."
Lieutenant
Green interrupted. "I'm getting more information on Jack Lewis…
twenty-four years old, married, living in South London. He had a couple of minor convictions in his
teens, one for receiving stolen goods. . . Oh and he works for the Ivy Hotel in
Mayfair."
"What
does he do?" Scarlet asked.
"Odd
jobs mostly. He trained as a
carpenter."
Colonel
White pressed a button on his desk, to switch on the intercom connecting his
operations centre with the Amber Room, where the Spectrum pilots, collectively
known as the Angels, stood by to await orders to launch.
Rhapsody
Angel, Dianne Simms, answered.
"Rhapsody,
I have an undercover mission for you. Can you join Captain Scarlet and me in
the operations room?"
"Yes
sir, I'll come at once."
Dianne gave Captain Scarlet a shy smile; the
Captain gallantly stood up and pulled a chair out for her. Colonel White could
not miss the signs of attraction their body language conveyed.
"Lieutenant
Green has some interesting information for us, Captain Scarlet," informed
Colonel White.
The
jovial-faced Caribbean officer clasped a file, which he placed in front of his
Colonel. "Sir," he said, "I have here a schedule of all the
events, where the King of England will be present."
"Thank
you, Lieutenant. Rhapsody, Captain
Scarlet, you will see that on December 21st the King will visit a children's
hospital. On the 23rd, he will he will attend a special festive
luncheon at the Ivy Hotel in London…”
"The
Ivy? The holly and the Ivy!" exclaimed
Scarlet.
"Yes
Captain. I believe the King of England is the Mysteron's intended target. I want you and Rhapsody Angel to mingle with
the guests at this luncheon. Captains Blue and Grey will be present in an
official capacity, but you and Rhapsody Angel will attend as a couple, you will
be out of uniform and you will refer to each other by your Christian names.
"Very
good, Sir," replied Rhapsody.
"Captain
Scarlet?" interrupted Lieutenant Green "I thought you would like to
see the guest list."
Scarlet
took the sheet of paper from Green's outstretched hand. His eyes scanned the names on the list. The
guest list consisted mostly of top ranking military personnel, a few Lords and
civic dignitaries - and General and Mrs Charles Metcalfe. "My parents have been invited, Colonel,
I hope this won't present a problem with my cover."
"On
the contrary, as you and Rhapsody are there as guests, it will give you both
credibility to have people there who know you."
December 23rd - the streets of London thronged
with last minute shoppers, Spectrum Captains Grey and Blue were assigned to
carry out a thorough search of the Ivy Hotel.
They brought with them a team of Spectrum Security guards. Every inch of the hotel was to be searched
before the royal party arrived. Blue
was on his hands and knees, crawling underneath the dining tables looking for
any suspicious trailing wires which could indicate a hidden bomb. There was nothing. He checked out the ten foot high
Christmas tree, immaculately decorated in red and gold. He even lifted up the
skirt of the fairy on the top, just to make sure. Captain Grey was feeling along the tops of the doors; between
them they scanned the hotel dinning room.
Eventually, Captain Blue reported to Colonel White that the hotel
appeared to be clean. Fearing an
assassination attempt, Colonel White instructed two Spectrum security guards to
be posted at each doorway; all guests were to be checked in with a Mysteron
detector - including Captain Scarlet.
They had been told of Captain Scarlet's undercover presence and they
knew that his re-constructed body could not be photographed. The guards also
carried Mysteron guns which emitted high pulses of electricity - the only thing
proven to kill a Mysteron.
Captain Magenta and Destiny Angel were
searching for Jack Lewis, who was now certainly in the hands of the Mysterons,
but he seemed to have vanished off the face of the Earth. At twelve o’clock Captain Ochre at the
controls of a Spectrum helijet, touched down on the heli-pad at Buckingham
Palace. Two Angel Interceptor jets
circled above.
"The
King has entered the Spectrum helicopter," reported Melody Angel.
"Maintain
surveillance Melody," instructed Colonel White.
"S.I.G."
It was a
short hop in the helicopter, to the immaculate lawns of the Ivy Hotel. The staff stood in regimented lines; they
bowed respectfully as the royal party alighted. The king walked through the two lines of assembled guests smiling
and shaking hands. Captain Scarlet
stood tall and handsome in his black suit, Dianne was radiant in a long
aubergine-coloured gown. All eyes were
upon the royal party, except for Scarlet and Rhapsody; their eyes darted back
and forth, scanning the crowds. Flanking the Royal party, were the Spectrum
bodyguards led by Captain Ochre; he nodded to Scarlet and Rhapsody. Scarlet noticed the king was approaching; he
was practically within touching distance. Rhapsody Angel dropped a graceful
curtsey. Scarlet bowed his head; as he
did so a sharp pain pierced his temple; it was accompanied by a vague feeling
of nausea.
"One
of them is here." he whispered to Rhapsody.
From
behind a large fir tree, a black clad figure watched in silence.
The royal party were enjoying pre-dinner
drinks with the guests. Scarlet had left Rhapsody talking to his parents, while
he sought out Captains Blue and Grey.
He found them on the terrace.
"A
Mysteron is here," he told them. "I can feel it."
"Could
it be Lewis?" asked Blue.
"Possibly,
search the kitchens again"
Blue's
epaulets suddenly started to flash "Go ahead, Captain Magenta."
"Captain Blue, Melody and I have landed on
Dartmoor."
"Dartmoor? Have you found something?"
"Yes.
I've found a body; I think it could be the Mysteron replica of Jack
Lewis."
"Are
you sure?"
"Yes,
as sure as I can be, the body is in a pretty bad state. Some foxes must have
got at it."
"So
if it is Lewis, he has obviously served his purpose and the Mysterons have
disposed of him," said Scarlet. "They must have another pawn, but who
is it? It could be anyone in that room."
"Ah, there
you are, Paul." It was Mrs Metcalfe.
"How's the headache now?"
"It's
fine."
"I
have some headache pills if you would like one."
"No
thank you, I'm fine . . . really."
"The guests
are going into the dining room; you and Dianne will be sitting with us. I've
been sent to fetch you." Mrs Metcalfe linked arms with her son and led him
back to the dining room.
"I'm
so thrilled you could be here today I had no idea you had been invited, and you
didn't let on when you last visited." She kissed her son lightly on the
cheek. "I'm very proud of you, and I think Dianne is a lovely girl."
When the guests were seated, the Royal party
were shown to the top table; the presence of the security guards was
evident. Captain Scarlet's table was
right next to the top table, to the delight of his mother. The first course, a
pate, was served and eaten without event, there followed a light raspberry
sorbet.
The hotel kitchens were a hive of activity; the food had been cooked to perfection and
all hands were required to arrange the food onto silver salvers. The chef was barking orders to his staff.
They were scurrying around like worker ants.
A lone figure stood at the back door of the kitchen, unsure of whether
she should come in or not.
"Susan!"
called the head waiter "What on earth are you doing here? I didn't think you
would be back until the New Year." He walked over to the pale young woman
and gave her a sympathetic hug. "We are all so sorry . . ."
"I
know," replied Susan "I just couldn't stand being in the house on my
own. I know I can't bring him back, but I need to be doing something."
"We
could do with the help," said one of the cooks. "That's if you're sure you're feeling up to it."
"I'll
give it a go," she replied.
The main course arrived, a huge honey-glazed
turkey. Captains Blue, Grey and Ochre
were rather envious of Scarlet and Rhapsody.
It smelled delicious, as his stomach growled with hunger, Blue hoped
there would be some leftovers. Captain
Scarlet pushed his plate away and put his hand to his head.
His mother noticed and began to fuss over him
"Is the headache back again? Here, have one of these." She handed him
a white tablet. Scarlet excused himself and slipped out of the dining
room. Blue had seen him leave and
followed.
"Paul,
what is it?"
"One
of them is here, I'm sure of it, but where?" Scarlet was becoming
frustrated "If it's not Jack Lewis, then who can it be?"
Scarlet
and Blue searched each room again, but as they walked past the kitchen, Scarlet
felt another stabbing pain in his temple.
"The
kitchen . . ." Blue and Scarlet burst in and pushed the chef aside; he was
most indignant. Blue ran the Mysteron detector over him and the kitchen staff,
but they were clear.
Rhapsody Angel Dianne Simms sat opposite
General and Mrs Metcalfe; she wondered whether she should excuse herself and
assist Captain Scarlet, but Mrs Metcalfe was deep in conversation with her, and
she did not want to appear rude.
"I do
hope Paul isn't coming down with flu," said his Mother.
"I'm
sure he'll be fine, he just needed some fresh air." replied Rhapsody.
"He
hasn't touched his turkey and if he doesn't soon come back he will miss the
Christmas pudding."
Mrs
Metcalfe had noticed a flurry of activity just outside the main doors leading
to the dinning room. The chef headed a
procession of the hotel staff. He
proudly bore his creation - the biggest Christmas pudding she had ever
seen. It had been liberally soaked with
brandy and was about to be set alight and placed before the Royal visitors.
Before the brandy was ignited, a young waitress plucked a sprig of holly from a
nearby flower arrangement and placed it on top of the pudding. The assembled diners applauded as the chef
walked into the dining room bearing the flaming pudding.
"Oh
look, there's Paul." Mrs Metcalfe
beckoned to her son to come over and sit down. To her surprise and horror, she
saw him sprint across the dining room and scoop the flaming pudding from the
silver salver. He beat out the flames
with his bare hands, before tucking it under his arm like a rugby player. He
then ran to the French windows Captain Grey had opened for him, and ran out
into the garden. To the surprise and bewilderment of the royal party and
assembled guests, he flung the pudding into an ornamental lake. There was a loud explosion, a column of
water shot up in to the air, then pieces of soggy Christmas pudding and a few
unfortunate goldfish rained down upon the immaculate lawns of the Ivy Hotel.
The royal guests were whisked away to
safety. Captain Grey addressed the other guests, telling them not to panic, but
urging them to leave the hotel immediately.
Captain Blue found Captain Scarlet nursing his injured hands. "How did you know it was the Christmas
pudding?"
"It
wasn't the pudding. It was the sprig of holly on the top. The holly berries
were made of semtex; they started to
melt when the pudding was set alight.
The fake berries were secreted in the displays made by Jack Lewis's wife
Susan."
"So Susan
Lewis was a Mysteron agent."
"I
didn't know that until ten minutes ago.
When we were checking out the kitchen staff, Susan Lewis gave us the
slip. No-one expected her to be here today so she was not on the official rota.
She turned up unexpectedly. Then I
spoke to Captain Magenta; he called to
tell me that another body had been discovered on Dartmoor - a young woman, her
body was found in the wreckage of her car.
The police thought that she had committed suicide in her grief. We know that the Mysterons had to find
another pawn when Jack Lewis had been discovered."
Blue
noticed a crowd beginning to form around Captain Scarlet; people were hailing him a hero.
"I
say that was awfully brave of you," said the hotel manager. Captain Scarlet looked uncomfortable.
Mrs Metcalfe hurried over to her son with an
ice pack. "Oh Paul, your poor hands, they must be terribly burned. Here let me see, you will probably need
medical attention."
"I'm
fine, there's no need for any fuss."
Colonel
Metcalfe took his son's arm and ushered him to a waiting Spectrum
helicopter. "I expect you would
rather be away from here now that your job is finished."
"Yes
thank you, I am being asked some rather difficult questions.
Captain
Blue addressed the crowd, "A man has been injured and requires medical
attention, and so can I ask you all can keep away from the helicopter. We will shortly be taking off."
"Here, let me put this ice on your hands, it will
help," offered Mrs Metcalfe. She gently extended her son's arms, but when
she opened his hands she found that the skin on his palms was only slightly
reddened. "This is amazing; I thought your hands would be horribly
burned."
"I'm
fine, Mother, please don't worry. I was working undercover, that's why I had to
leave the room. Now I have to go back
to Cloudbase to file my report, but hopefully I will get that turkey dinner.
And hopefully, it will be cooked by the best cook I know." Captain Scarlet
kissed his mother on the cheek before boarding the helicopter with Captain Blue
and Rhapsody.
The End.
Merry Christmas to all.
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