
A ‘Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons’ story
By P.J. Brown
"I never thought you'd become a stage door johnny," jibed Captain Blue good humouredly, as he watched his friend change for a short trip below. "How long did you get?"
"Colonel White said eight
hours max and of course I'm to be available at any time for immediate
recall." Captain Scarlet sighed, sometimes being Spectrum's unique No 1
Indestructible Agent was a real pain. He straightened, grabbed a sweater and
gave Blue a shove, "C’mon, C’mon you said you could get me down in a
hurry, let's see if your flying skills match your repartee!"
"Stop pushing! I
bruise easy!" yelped Blue." Anyway you're only annoyed 'cos I had the
whole weekend off."
"Favouritism I call it," muttered Scarlet.
"Bet your eight hours is far more exciting than my weekend," Blue grinned.
Scarlet laughed.
"That's not what I heard Symphony say." Watching his friend redden
restored his good humour.
"Touché! I hope she's
worth it."
"She is. She is."
As soon as Nikki appeared, any doubts about what he was doing were forgotten. Surrounded by heavies, the tall, dark haired, woman swept through the crowds of admirers, mostly men. Hailed as the Queen of Rock, this incredible singer had been wooing men with her voice the world over for the past two years. A beautiful face with eyes you could drown in, endless legs finishing off a stunning body, and a voice that could lull you into depths of sensuality you did not know you possessed or tear your heart out with a powerful catlike roar. For one barely perceptible second she paused and smiled deeply into the shadows, then she carried on, slid into the ancient Jaguar that she drove herself and drove away from the throng.
Three blocks further on she
pulled in briefly, and the powerful looking man standing on the side leapt in,
and she sped off again.
"Where have you been
you rat!" The soft gaze belied the angry words.
"Just keep your eyes on the road , idiot!" Scarlet wagged his finger under her nose, then he laughed. "How far is the hotel from here?"
"Not far, Why?"
Deep breath, "I've only got seven hours left."
"PAUL!" Heavy
pause. "O.K., l know we said no hassles, see each other when we can etc,
but honestly," she groaned, "Whatever you do must be so weird!"
Scarlet smiled. "Don't
be mad, I'm lucky to be here." He stroked her face. "Lets just make
the most of it.?" Nikki's smile deepened, and her foot pressed harder on
the accelerator.
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Back at Cloudbase Captain
Blue was in serious trouble. "C’mon Adam you must know who she is."
"Symphony iz right,
you must know, you are best friends, non?" "Tell us pleaze."
Destiny looked crossly at him.
Faced by angry females was
almost as bad as a Mysteron attack reflected Blue as he backed away.
"You are lucky that
Rhapsody iz not 'ere then you would be in trouble."
Rhapsody, Spectrum's
resident redhead was famous for her fiery temper, and had more than a passing
interest in Captain Scarlet. Blue was certainly very glad that she was on
standby in jet No 1.
"Why iz 'e so 'ow do
say closed mouthed about this, what 'as le to 'ide?" Destiny's linguistic
abilities always failed in moments of stress.
"Ladies please isn't a guy entitled to his privacy?"
Backing out hastily Blue cannoned into Grey.
"Hey ! What's all the
hurry?"
"Ahh, Brad maybe you
can help us." Harmony pouted prettily at Grey who totally disarmed
promised to help any way he could. Five minutes later both the Captains fell
into the corridor.
"Boy I need a
drink!"
"I hope Captain Grey,
that is not a serious comment?" Grey and Blue froze.
Colonel White looked
enquiringly at them.
"No Sir! Just a
joke."
"What is going on? You
look harassed. Any problems?"
"Nope we're A.0.K.,
Sir."
"We're fine,
Sir."
"Good. well gentlemen,
carry on.” Colonel White walked on a few steps and then turning, casually
asked," Is Captain Scarlet involved with anyone?"
"Why do you ask,
Sir?"
"Well, it's unlike
Captain Scarlet to be so persistent about leave, still," he smiled
warningly, "I'm sure he will remember that his duty is to Spectrum first."
"Yes Sir ! Absolutely
Sir!" The Colonel carried on once
more.
"Phew! I hope Scarlet
appreciates this."
"The amount of times he has bailed us out, l figure its the least we can do. I reckon the old man knows anyway he is pretty fly."
"So is Scarlet, that
half alien can run rings around most of us."
"True. But I'm not
sure he is entirely with it just now and don't let him hear you call him an
alien, I wouldn't like to peel you off the end of his fist!" Blue glared
at Grey.
"Its funny I take his
powers of retrometabolism for granted now, you are closest to him, does he
still feel weird about it?"
Blue looked thoughtful.
"I think he does, he's not very upfront, this is one of the few time 5
I've ever seen him really show any emotion.
I think he feels kinda lonely you know, sort of cut off and we all
forget although his healing powers are phenomenal, it still hurts. Someone who's been crushed, crashed, blown
up and burnt as often as he has, must feel weird sometimes!"
He blew softly into Nikki's
hair. "I've got to go."
"Damn! The time goes so fast, can't you oversleep or call in
with the flu?'
Paul laughed. "My boss
would never believe me, I'm never ill."
"Please, just this
once, please?"
"Aw c'mon, anyway the
flight for the next concert is in a few hours, get some sleep. You never know
when I might be able to drop in again." He grinned. “I never know where
I'll be next, so…" He shrugged.
"Not even half an hour
more."
"No! "
"Well I think you are
a real meanie, Paul Milton!"
Scarlet cringed, so many
lies. He leant across and kissed her. "Goodbye wretch, see you soon, I
hope." At the door he paused. "Good luck with the new song." A
sleepy wave was the only response.
Standing around at 6 a.m.
in a cold airfield was not Scarlet's idea of fun. "Hurry up!" he
muttered. Almost immediately the roar of a Magnacopter could be heard, it had
barely landed when he scrambled in.
"Cold out there?"
queried Green.
"Yes! What are you
doing here? How did you escape our illustrious leader?"
"He's not that
bad," protested Green. "Anyway it's been so quiet lately, he did not
mind me being taxi man for once. How was your break?"
"Great!" Scarlet yawned massively. "When am I on duty next?"
Green consulted his watch.
"About two hours."
"Good! I'll be able to
grab half an hour in the Sleep Room." He yawned again.
"Do you reckon you can
wait that long?" Green asked with mock sympathy.
"Home James!” Scarlet
waved his fist threateningly at Green. They both laughed.
.
Three weeks later, Nikki's
song, 'Electric Love', was rising up the charts faster than a Mysteron can
heal. Nikki was racing from city to city, singing, signing autographs and
sleeping. Her usual good humour was becoming more snappish as the days went by.
Her staff hoped that the new mystery man would hurry up and make another
appearance and give them all a break.
Cloudbasers were also
hoping for a break from Scarlet's obsession with playing 'Electric Love'.
Unaware of the various attempts to stop him, from subtle hints to outright
sabotage, he was once again subjecting the Amber Room to Nikki's dulcet tones.
Oblivious to the suffering around him, Scarlet hummed along.
"Why doesn't somebody
tell him," hissed Rhapsody into Ochre's ear. "I thought love was
supposed to make you blind not everybody else deaf!"
"Jealous," teased
Ochre. "Leave the guy alone, he's bound to get bored with it sooner or
later… I hope,” he added with some feeling.
"Man this is
boring!" Grey stretched. "Do you suppose the Mysterons go into
hibernation? Its been weeks since we had any action, and I am fed up with
training exercises."
Out of the radio came a
cold strangulated voice.
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF
THE MYSTERONS, WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR US, EARTHMEN. WE INTEND TO DESTROY THE
HEAD OF SPECTRUM INTELLIGENCE BY A ROYAL HAND.
The alarm sounded.
"Cryptic as ever I
see. Hibernation has not improved their sense of humour."
"Quiet please, Captain
Grey. Well Ladies and Gentlemen any suggestions?"
Colonel White looked
hopefully at his staff, the conference room remained ominously silent.
2 weeks later
Nikki sighed and stepped
into her bath; her head was still echoing with the applause of another
successful concert. She smiled; "Don't get too big headed girl," she
remonstrated at her reflection, mirrored around the luxurious bathroom.
"remember pride goes before a fall."
Giggling at herself, with
pleasure she sank further into the water. Waving a languid foot in the air, she
reflected on the prospect of being an Academy nominee and being asked to sing
at the award ceremony itself, it felt good.
The suite was silent, she
had banished everyone for what remained of the night. Peace. Now to make the
evening have a really perfect ending, Paul would arrive as unexpectedly as
usual. Some hopes! She hadn’t seen him for weeks. A bubble burst. Crossly she
closed her eyes and tried to regain her good mood. Startled, she heard her door
open, she relaxed as the silhouette of a powerful figure appeared.
"Have you come to
grovel at the feet of a new superstar?" she teased.
"Hardly,” as the cold
voice answered, the man stepped into the light, she gasped.
"Who are you? What… Don't! Please Don't! NO! NO! Her
scream ended, bubbling underwater.
Nikki wrapped her bathrobe
tightly around herself, the cold voice in her head giving instructions which
she duly followed.
"You know I'm really going to miss all this
attention". The diminutive head of Spectrum Intelligence, her intensely
feminine appearance fooling many Spectrum males into feeling protective and
making assumptions about her that were quickly crushed beneath her vitriolic
tongue, smiled at her escort. Unable to pin down her intended demise to any one
event, Colonel Heather Parker had earned herself a permanent bodyguard. She had
quickly learned to appreciate their well trained efficiency often covered by
light ‑hearted banter, and to be truthful, was relieved that they were
around. Because no one knew when or how the attack was going to happen
everyone's nerves were finely stretched. Privately Colonel Parker was under
pressure from her husband, head of a major recording company to resign, which
she was not going to do, but it all added to the stress.
"Whose company do I have the pleasure of next shift?" she asked.
"Ochre and Magenta, I
think. " Blue tried to stifle a yawn ‑ and failed miserably.
"Sorry," he apologised. " I don't know how you do it".
"Practice," she
laughed.
"You mean if this
carries on, I’ll be as good as you?"
Symphony's snort of disgust
in the background was distinctly audible.
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At Cloudbase, Blue sank
into a chair and groaned. Symphony and Rhapsody looked at him with some
concern.
"Poor boy! Works so
hard. It's astonishing how he manages to carry on."
"Shame! Somebody
should take care of him. What would his mother say if she knew how overworked
he was?"
They both shook their
heads' deeply saddened at his reduced state. Then they bombarded him with
anything within reach, cushions, magazines, empty plastic cups.
"Ow! Ow! Leave off!
Pick on him, not me." Waving in Scarlet's direction, Blue attempted to
fend off the missiles. Getting no response, Blue sounded puzzled. "Hey
pal, what's up? Aren't you going to save a friend? Ouch! Hey Paul, wake up it's
a lovely day."
"Umm."
"Perhaps he's
suffering from a broken heart," suggested Symphony wickedly.
Rhapsody chuckled.
"More likely he's short‑circuited from listening to too much
'Electric Love'."
Scarlet, newspaper in hand
stormed out slamming the door.
"Well ladies, that was
subtle!"
"He is supposed to be
indestructible!", said Symphony. "Although he has been kinda quiet
lately."
“Has she ditched him
then?" queried Rhapsody ‑ hopefully.
"Maybe, I'll go and
see what's up."
"What about this
mess?" wailed Symphony.
"You made it, you
clear it up." Blue gleefully escaped.
Blue eventually tracked
down Scarlet in the gym ferociously working out.
"You ok?"
"Yes."
"Seen Nikki
lately?"
"No."
"Why not? You've got
leave due."
"I've been too
busy."
"Rubbish! What's going
on ?" The equipment stopped with a bang.
"She's not answering my messages." Pause. “I guess she's too busy with the awards ceremony coming up ‑ or something. Maybe she's found somebody how can be around on a more regular basis, someone who doesn't have to lie to her. Hell!" The equipment started to bang again even faster. Blue left him to it.
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Scarlet sat in the garden room. He always found it easier to think
there. Surely he was way off base? But, so many buts. No answers to his
messages, in the six months he had known her that had never happened before.
Then, nothing in the papers, no pictures, no endless interviews, just when you
expected to see her hyped up in the press, nothing. For five days, nothing,
T.V., video reports, the papers, the radio, nothing. maybe she was ill? No.
That would have been reported somewhere, and he had checked, and double checked
everything. Was he being neurotic or did it fit? Queen of Rock, Royalty ‑
but how would Colonel Parker be involved? That didn't fit. This was crazy.
He looked out into the
endless blue sky, nothing, absolutely nothing.
"Can I have four hours
off, Sir?"
Colonel White looked
surprised. "We are on alert."
"Yes Sir."
"Is it that
important?"
"Yes Sir."
"When is your next
duty?"
"Tomorrow evening,
Sir."
"O.K. but be ready...
“
"...For immediate
recall, I understand Sir."
Watching him leave, Colonel
White looked thoughtful.
"Lieutenant Green is
there something wrong with Scarlet, something I should be aware of?"
"No Sir, I am not
aware of anything."
“Hmm.”
At the stage door he
waited. He could hear a rehearsal in progress.
ELECTRIC
LOVE GLOWS BRIGHTEST,
WHEN
THE DARKNESS COMES,
THE
SPARKS OF LOVE,
FLY
FROM MY HEART,
WHEN
YOU ARE NEAR .....
The tall, dark, man caused
passersby to glance at him, his pale face and strained appearance, unusual on a
brilliantly sunny day.
Obviously waiting, although
perfectly still, he conveyed a sense of menacing agitation. If the passersby
had been aware of his gun, they would not have forgotten him so easily.
There was a bustle near the
stage door and suddenly she appeared, as she drew near, the man staggered as
though hit, beads of sweat breaking out on his forehead. The Jaguar raced off
and he backed into the shadows of the alley, his gun hand impotent, unable to
kill her, unable to believe she had affected him so strongly just by passing.
Scarlet leaned his head on the cool bricks, until the dizziness, sometimes
caused by a Mysteron presence had passed. It fitted. It fitted. What could,
should he do. For once in his life Scarlet let his heart rule his head. He
would wait. He still could not see how she and Colonel Parker fitted together.
So keep his eyes and ears open, he could be wrong.
"What do you
think?" No answer, which Blue reflected was not unusual these days.
"Paul! Paul!"
"Yes. Great, looks
O.K."
Blue studied the back of
his friends head. Boy had he got it bad. Scarlet spent most of his time in
front of the Newscaster which had replaced its human counterparts. The machine
contained all the world's newspapers, plus video reports from journalists
around the world, all regularly updated. He could find no connection between
Nikki and Colonel Parker. He cross checked everything, guilty feelings over not
telling anyone of his suspicions balanced in his mind by the hope he could
still save her.
Nothing, absolutely
nothing.
Later Scarlet wandered into
the Amber room. Surprised to find only Rhapsody there, he paused. Rhapsody
looked with concern at her colleague. "Paul you look awful. It might sound
daft but are you ill‑ flu or something?" Scarlet winced, reminded
again of Nikki, before, before....
"Paul! For goodness
sake sit down, would you like a coffee or tea, something to eat maybe?"
"Tea would be great;
thanks, where the hell is everybody?"
Rhapsody gave him a
despairing look. "You honestly don't know? Haven't you heard them crowing
about tonight?"
His intensely puzzled look
was her answer.
"Adam, Pat, Karen and
Chan, are all at the Academy awards as bodyguards to Colonel Parker. She and
her husband go every year." She sighed. "Smug toads have been going
on about it for ages.”
"Paul! Paul! Let go of
my arm! Where are we going? I'm off duty. Let go you're hurting!"
"Sir?"
"Yes Green, what is
it?" Colonel White sighed. He had just settled down to watch the much
vaunted Academy Awards to see what all the excitement was about.
"Scarlet and Rhapsody
have just left Cloudbase."
“What! When?"
“Five minutes ago,
Sir."
“What are they playing at?
Did you give them clearance?"
"No Sir. The first I
knew was the monitors registering the flight."
"I'm on my way, put
the Award ceremony on the main screen."
“SIG... I didn't know you
were interested, Sir."
" I'm not; instinct
tells me I should be. Try and get them on the radio."
"Er - it seems to have
malfunctioned .... Sir."
"Damn the man. Right
Green, now contact Blue and Magenta; tell them and the Angels to be very
vigilant. If they see Scarlet, I want to know."
"SIG Sir."
Magenta was puzzled. "Why would Scarlet be here? It doesn't make sense. What is Green on about?"
"Nikki is singing tonight," said Blue flatly. "She hasn't
been in touch with Scarlet for some time, maybe he's going to try and see
her."
"The Colonel knows about Nikki and Scarlet!"
"I don't know; even if the Colonel did know, why all the urgency?
Just keep our eyes open I guess." Alarm bells were going off in Blue's
head, but he couldn't make the connection, and why was the Colonel so worried?
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"Sir, did you
know?"
"About Scarlet and the
singer? Yes of course. You cannot expect me to let my number one agent go off
on secret assignations and not find out what it was all about."
"It's not against the
rules sir."
"No, Lieutenant, but
when a member of staff gets so involved, errors of judgement can be made. I
need to be aware of that possibly happening.
"Sir, are you always
aware of what we are doing?"
"Generally, yes. Right
now Scarlet has me foxed."
Colonel Parker's husband
wanted to leave now; she was staying put. While they hissed abuse at one
another, their bodyguard looked half embarrassedly elsewhere.
"So you did know who
he was seeing," muttered Symphony indignantly at Blue.
Harmony laughed. "No wonder he kept playing that song; I could never understand why somebody who should avoid electricity would want to listen to a song about it."
"Why break the rules
to see her though? Why not get time off? This whole thing stinks."
"Maybe he isn't coming
here. What makes the old man so sure?" puzzled Magenta.
"Instinct he
says."
"Great! Ruin our
evening's 'Stargazing' because of his instinct."
Scarlet
was driving through the streets of Hollywood like a man possessed. His passenger was not impressed.
"Scarlet!
Please remember… LOOK OUT! Look, buster I'm not indestructible and I'm not on
duty! Just let me out o.k."
"I
might need your help."
"Huh!"
Rhapsody tossed her head indignantly. "Since when has the great Captain
Scarlet needed a mere female's help?”
"
Just shut up and let me concentrate. Anyway, where's your sense of
adventure?"
"Back
at base with my uniform." Rhapsody gave another squeak of horror and
closed her eyes. "What the eyes don't see," she muttered, then
groaned as the car swerved violently again.
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"There's the guard,
just distract him so that I can get in."
"How?"
"I don't know. Use
your feminine wiles."
"How about if I'm sick at his feet?" snapped Rhapsody.
"Whatever, just get
going."
"Alright! Alright!"
The audience clapped
wildly, in appreciation that yet another 'Thank you to my Mum, Manager and
friends' speech was over ‑ everyone settled back down. The compere of the
evening smiled another plastic smile, and announced a musical interval, Academy
nominee Nikki, 'Queen of Rock' was to sing her latest hit 'Electric Love'.
There was an audible groan from the Spectrum contingent.
As the first sensual beat
of what in all fairness was a lovely song flooded over the audience, Nikki
stepped into the spotlight.
"Wow!" The Angels
were impressed, she was beautiful.
"Yeh,” echoed Blue.
"Scarlet always was
lucky," sighed Magenta, missing the venomous look from Harmony, who had
overheard him.
Colonel White and
Lieutenant Green watched their screen closely.
"No sign of him yet,
Sir."
"Hmm."
"What an amazing
body!"
"Lieutenant
Green!"
"Sorry Sir."
Scarlet stood alone in the
darkness watching, everything he saw and heard was just an empty shell. He
froze as Nikki fumbled in the pocket of her shimmering stage suit and started
to raise her hand.
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The gun was aimed at her
head. Colonel Parker could not move. The audience were stunned into silence.
Symphony and Harmony
grabbed Heather, Blue and Magenta started to run.
"NIKKI!" The deep
male voice almost pleading, cut across the music. She turned and hesitated, as
recognition flared, he fired, a blinding flash of electricity aimed straight at
her heart.
"Queen of Rock, the
royal hand, oh my God!" whispered Green. "It was her!"
"Get everyone to clean
this up quickly, and I want Scarlet back here stat! And Lieutenant" ‑
almost gently ‑ "tell him I'll be in my private office."
Chaos, panic, and screams
filled the air. Magenta reached Nikki first.
"She's dead."
Both
he and Blue looked at Scarlet. Rhapsody came up and touched his arm.
"Is
she…? Was she…?”
"Yes.
Yeah." In a daze, Scarlet dropped his gun and wiped his hands slowly down
his uniform. Rhapsody pulled at him.
"C’mon,
Blue can," ‑ she hesitated ‑ "sort this out, let's
go."
Blue
gave him a push. "Yeah, go on get
out of here."
'ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR
SPECTRUM' – The Star.
'THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG
LIVE SPECTRUM' – The Sun.
'ACADEMY AWARDS DRAMA' –
The Telegraph.
'ALIENS INVADE AWARDS' –
The Sport.
The media loved it.
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Under the blazing African sun, Scarlet read every page, watched
every video news item as a kind of exorcism. Held read and watched, re‑read
and re-watched and sat and remembered. Slowly the endless tape of the awards
had ceased to run persistently in his head; other things began to take their
place. He sighed, bundled up the papers and stuffed them in the bin.
The radio played the first notes of 'Electric Love'; the song was tipped to be the world's longest running number one of all time. Everyone felt sorry for the beautiful woman so cruelly used by the Mysterons, so tragically killed twice. No‑one thought about her killer. He switched the radio off.
Time to go back.
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