(A
Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons story for Halloween)
by
P. Amber
Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons is a Gerry Anderson
creation licensed by Carlton International Media. This story is intended for
entertainment purposes only. All the other
characters not featured in the television series are my own.
Lieutenant Green turned his swivel chair to face Colonel White and
apologised for interrupting his meeting.
"Yes what is it?" The Colonel
asked urgently.
"It's a message from your Father. He arrived on Cloudbase this morning. He was
wondering if you would be able to join him, and his companion for dinner
tonight, as you were unavailable for lunch."
"My Father? I thought he wasn't
arriving until tomorrow. It is the 30th today or am I mistaken?"
"It's the thirty first. October the Thirty First. Halloween sir."
"Yes. Thank you Lieutenant
Green."
Colonel White looked uncharacteristically
flustered. The truth was, he had
completely forgotten about his Father's visit.
The events of this morning had pushed everything out of his mind. He felt rather angry with himself for this
slip up. His Father, a ninety year old
retired Mathematics Professor, was staying at Cloudbase for security reasons,
and was to be given a colour-coded name like the rest of the Spectrum
personnel.
"Companion?" he asked, "You say
that he has bought a companion with him.
He didn't mention this to me!"
"Yes sir. A Mrs Elsie Peacock. She's a widow and I believe they met at an
over 80's salsa dance club."
"Yes, yes...." blustered
the Colonel, anxious to silence the
eager young Caribbean Lieutenant who appeared to know more about his own
Father's social life than he did. "Tell him that I am in the middle of a
very important meeting at the moment. Give
him my apologies, and arrange for Captain Grey to give him a tour of the
facilities."
"Sir, I believe Captain Grey has
already done that. He left your father
in the leisure area."
"Well tell him to show him round the
promenade area."
"S.I.G. Colonel." Lieutenant
Green turned his swivel chair back to the communications console. Colonel White
resumed conversation with his visitor.
"'I'm sorry about that."
A tall man sitting opposite Colonel White,
wearing a dark civilian suit, solemnly nodded. Colonel White continued.
"Now you were saying,
Inspector... I'm sorry, I didn't quite
catch your name."
" Waddington, Sir," replied the man, in a flat monotone.
"You were saying Inspector
Waddington... that this was
murder!"
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The subject of the meeting lay on a trolley
behind closed curtains in the Spectrum Medical Bay. He was a handsome man in his early thirties, and he was no
stranger to the sickbay, or to Dr Fawn who stood over him scratching his chin
pensively.
"But what could possibly be gained by
killing him like this... We all know
that he's indestructible. I mean if
anyone of us really wanted him dead, we would have used the Mysteron gun or
high voltage electrical current."
Captain Blue, standing next to him, looked
equally puzzled.
"I don't understand it either. I had just come from the coffee room and
that's when I found them. Captain
Scarlet was lying on the floor bleeding from a head wound and Ecstasy Angel was
bending over him, screaming."
Their attention was distracted as the door
to the medical bay opened, and a man wearing plastic scrubs strode purposefully
inside.
"Dr Fawn, Let me introduce myself I'm
Dr Magnolia, I'm a pathologist, and I have been instructed by Inspector
Waddington of The Criminal Investigation Department to perform an autopsy on
the late Captain Scarlet."
"Autopsy!" repeated Dr Fawn
incredulously, "Why the hell do you need to do an autopsy! In a couple of
hours this man will be able to tell you who killed him himself!"
"Yes, I admit this case is a little
unusual, but it's standard Police procedure I'm afraid. He may not remember his killer. We have to establish the cause of death. The head wounds are obvious, but there is
also the gunshot wound and the stab wound to his neck. We need to know which one actually killed
him, if we are to find out who. A crime
has been committed on Cloudbase and the killer must be caught."
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"A crime has been committed and the killer must be caught," stated
Inspector Waddington as he stood in front of Colonel White.
"Well, my staff and I will co-operate
in any way we can."
"Then I would like to speak to
Captain Blue. I understand he was
first on the scene and also Captains Ochre and Magenta too. They may have heard something."
The Colonel instructed Lieutenant Green
who put out a call.
Several minutes later the three Captains
were seated in front of Colonel White and the Inspector.
"Now gentlemen," began the
Inspector, "You know why you have been called here, and I'm sure you will
all want to get to the bottom of this mystery.
I have been assured by the Colonel of your co-operation. I know Captain Scarlet was a good
friend."
"He still is," answered Blue.
" Now Captain Blue," continued
the Inspector, "I understand that you were first on the scene."
"Well not quite, Ecstasy Angel was the one who found
him. I heard her screaming."
"And where were you when you heard her screams?"
"I was by the vending machine getting
myself a coffee."
"What time was this?"
"Must have been around 11.30...
11.45."
"From which direction were the
screams coming from?"
"From the Library."
"And did you enter the Library when
you heard those screams ?"
"Er – no."
"Why not?"
"Well the door was closed."
"You heard screams, and yet you did not go and find out what
was happening because the door was closed?"
Blue looked distinctly uneasy. " I was drinking my coffee."
"Drinking your coffee!"
Blue went red in the face. "Well...
it was Ecstasy Angel... she often screams."
"What do you mean she often
screams?"
Blue started to fidget nervously,
"It's just something she does."
"And do you ignore her screams?
"
"Well yes... usually."
"And why does she scream?"
Again Blue looked awkward. Ochre and Magenta exchanged smirks as Blue
flustered.
"Well... well... she's kind of...
expressive..."
Ochre and Magenta both started to cough
loudly. The Inspector narrowed his eyes
and exhaled through his nostrils.
"Captain Blue," he continued,
"When you had finished drinking your coffee, and you entered the Library,
what did you find?"
"Ecstasy Angel was bending over
Captain Scarlet. He was unconscious and
bleeding from a head wound. Ecstasy was
hysterical, she is one of the new Angels here, and isn't yet aware that Captain
Scarlet is indestructible. She was very
upset. Dr Fawn took her away and
sedated her."
"Well, when she has recovered I will
need to speak to her later. Anyone who
does not know of Scarlet's powers of retro-metabolism could be considered a
suspect."
"Yes, I suppose you are right,"
agreed Colonel White. "I mean all of us who work with Scarlet know that he
can only be killed by a Mysteron gun or high voltage electricity."
"Could this be some sort of practical
joke?" suggested Ochre.
"Well it's not April Fools Day!"
snapped the Inspector. "It may be a warped Halloween trick, but in my
book, killing a person even one who can rise from the dead is still a
crime. The killer is obviously
unstable, and must be caught."
"I can't believe that this could have
happened here," said Colonel White. "We run a tight ship. We are all
professionals. My staff are all disciplined and level-headed. We have to be to keep ahead of the
Mysterons. Captain Scarlet is one of our finest officers. Is it possible that a Mysteron clone could
have infiltrated Cloudbase?"
"My men have already spoken to most
of your personnel. But I would like to
speak to the people who have recently joined Cloudbase and to all
visitors."
"Even my Father!" cried Colonel
White. "But he's a ninety year old pensioner, Surely you can't suspect
him. He only arrived this
morning."
"And Captain Scarlet was alive this
morning."
The Inspector turned his attention back to
Captain Blue. "I would like you to tell me more about Ecstasy Angel."
"Well, she started at the beginning
of the week. She and another Angel came straight from the academy. They said
she was an excellent flyer, sir."
Magenta nodded. "You can say that
again." Ochre swiftly kicked him in the shin.
"Do you know if she had any feelings
for Captain Scarlet?"
"You mean was she in love with him? No. I don't think so. She
had only seen him a few times, but I think she liked him. All the Angels did. They were leading her on about his ‘special
abilities’. I know she wanted to get to
know him, but I think she liked us all equally. She's a generous fun loving girl."
"So that rules out a crime of passion
then," said Magenta.
"There really doesn't seem to be a
motive at all," said Blue.
The inspector took out his pen and
proceeded to draw on a sheet of paper on the Colonel's desk. He drew a corridor
and marked the Library with an X.
"This is where the body was found." He drew more rooms.
"This is the Leisure area with the Billiard room, and next to the Library,
the Study. To get to the Library you have to walk past the Chapel and the
Refreshment room. Most of the people my
officers have spoken to have been able to vouch for each others whereabouts,
but you Captain Blue, have not told me where you were before you went to get
your coffee."
Blue fidgeted uneasily. "That’s kinda
personal," he muttered.
"You must answer Captain Blue,"
ordered Colonel White.
"I'm Captain Scarlet's friend I would
never do anything to harm him!"
"That's not true, is it? You have killed him before," accused
the Inspector
"That was different," snapped
Blue, "I was given strict orders to shoot him. Captain Scarlet was under
Mysteron control and threatening the life of the World President. When I shot him I actually saved him from
the Mysteron's influence and he became human again..."
"Human?" The Inspector raised a
quizzical eyebrow.
"Well human apart from being able to recover from fatal
gunshot wounds, and repair shattered bones after crashing to the ground from
about 800 feet."
"I see. Did you believe him when he claimed to be free of this alien
influence?"
"Yes. We all did. He was still
our colleague."
"But you may have had cause to mistrust him again. Is there someone who could vouch for your
whereabouts, Captain Blue?"
Blue mumbled again.
"Speak up man!" snapped the
Colonel.
"Lieutenant Lavender can vouch for me
sir."
Ochre tried hard to suppress a splutter,
as Magenta's jaw dropped in surprise. "You were with Lavender!"
"I was in his hairdressing salon,"
said Blue defensively.
"What time was this?"
"About 9.45."
"How long were you there for?"
"About an hour or so."
"An hour or so? That's rather a long time for just a simple
haircut."
Blue turned pink with embarrassment, " He was re-touching my
roots."
"And we all thought you were a natural blond," laughed
Ochre
"Well Symphony did mention ... "
began Magenta, but Ochre kicked him again.
They were interrupted by a bleeping from
the console. Lieutenant Green flicked a
switch and cupped his hand to his earpiece.
"Excuse me Colonel White," he interrupted, "You're wanted in
sickbay."
"Go ahead," motioned the
Inspector, "It's a good time for a
break we can resume in an hours time."
Colonel White looked rattled. He was liking the Inspector less and less .
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When Colonel White returned from the
sickbay half an hour later, he was enraged to find the Inspector sitting at his
desk questioning two bemused and apprehensive pensioners.
"Waddington! Just what game do you think you are
playing?" he exploded. " You have no right to harass the Professor
and Mrs Peacock in my absence! And Dr Fawn has just told me about the autopsy
you ordered. You had no right! Dr Fawn is in charge of Spectrum's
sickbay. Dr Magnolia had no right to go
over his head."
"Who's Dr Magnolia?" hissed
Ochre
"New bloke," answered Magenta,
"A bit bland, but popular with builders, so I'm told." Ochre smiled.
"I was not, as you put it
'harassing' Mrs Peacock and Professor
Gray, sorry you are all code-named up here, he's known as Professor Plum, isn't
he? In fact they have been most
helpful. I have also spoken to your
Chaplain and the other Colonel."
"Reverend Green has nothing to do
with this and neither has Colonel Mustard," spluttered Colonel White.
"Colonel Mustard is here as my guest.
I took over from him when he retired. He has been thoroughly cleared by
security."
"Ah, but he was in the Billiard room
with your Father. And he left suddenly,
in the middle of a game at about 11.20, roughly the time of the murder. He was
away for about 20 minutes. Mrs Peacock
remembers seeing Reverend Green polishing the candlesticks in the chapel and
now one of them... the very heaviest,
appears to be missing."
"So let me get this straight, you are
saying that Reverend Green could have killed Captain Scarlet in the Library
with a candlestick!"
"Maybe. Or Colonel Mustard in the
Study with a revolver."
"Ridiculous!" snapped Colonel
White.
"Or Professor Plum in the Billiard
room with a knife."
"I just don't believe it!"
shouted Colonel White
"No," agreed the Inspector
calmly, "Neither do I."
"Well that leaves Mrs Peacock. What is she supposed to have done? Accost him in the Ballroom and force fed him
poisoned mint imperials?!"
"Sir.... We don't have a
Ballroom...." interrupted Lieutenant Green, but he was silenced by an
angry glare from his superior.
At that moment the door opened . Dr
Magnolia entered; he tossed a file and a plastic bag filled with a brownish
sticky substance onto the desk in front of the Inspector.
"Results of the autopsy," he
stated.
Blue pulled a face. "Ugh! That looks like his stomach contents."
"Was he poisoned then?" asked
Colonel White.